Ladyboy Bailout?
February 12, 2009 by Ladyboy King
Filed under Preposterousness, Uncategorized
50% off all ladyboy pussy!
Word on the street is… Even the ladyboys are selling their ass at a discounted rate due to Thailand’s slump in tourism this year. Oh noz! Being the Captain-Save-A-Ho that I am and being that I don’t pay my taxes to contribute to help the poor, poor multi-billion dollar companies in the USA who are dying a slow death, I figure I could use my contacts and do some help over here.
So…
I contacted my people in the US government (as we all know Democrats LOVE ladyboys) and asked them for a bailout. I was told as soon as they get done bailing out Wall Street, all the banks, auto industry, airline industry, cleaning industry, logging industry, real estate companies, porn industry and the illegal alien smuggling industry, they may have a few bucks left they can send over here to feed these beautiful creatures who spend all of their money on crack, smokes and gambling.
I say send 25 billion dollars over here and let the ladyboys have it. It’d be gone in a week. Maybe less. But it will do just as much good over here as it will in Detroit with the big three auto makers. Hell, that much money could pay to have all the ladyboys in Thailand cut their cocks off AND still have enough money left over to party until a few hundred of them died from an OD.
Ladyboys can’t have babies!
December 8, 2008 by Ladyboy King
Filed under Preposterousness, Uncategorized
"The Pill" is not just for "girls" anymore.
It has long been a mystery as to why ladyboys can’t get pregnant. Well my friends, today I will take the veil off of this secret that has been passed down through generations of Asian shemales.
The answer: They are all on The Pill.
One of the ways the ladyboys take hormones is to eat birth control pills, like “First” eats in the photo above. And THIS is why they don’t get pregnant.
Hard to believe I know but most transsexuals take hormones to make themselves appear more like a woman with softer skin, hairless (or fewer hairs) bodies and in many cases it will even make them grow little titties that can actually squirt MILK! I’ll be posting more on “milking men” at a later date.
The down side to taking hormones is, for many it results in a useless, limp, noodle between their legs. Another down side is it can make them go mental. Just imagine your girlfriend or wife while she is on her period and that is pretty much the same kind of chaos that happens with ladyboys take hormones. And that my friends is exactly the kind of shit that makes baby Jesus cry.
You learned something new today so consider the time you spent on this site well worth it. You can now amaze your friends (assuming you have any) at the dinner table. If by chance you tell them this and they “one-up you,” then wait until I post about “man milk” or what happens to their penis when they have a sex change and you will be victorious.
Black Ops
November 16, 2008 by Ladyboy King
Filed under Ladyboy DVDs, Uncategorized
Ladyboy Creampie... oh my!
I shoot DVDs for couple of porn companies and this is one of them. Black Ops is a project I started with another ladyboy fanatic so we could have some fun, shoot what we want and create a product start to finish the way WE wanted it to be and not have it end up looking like every other DVD made by the LA Porn Machine.
We don’t release many DVDs per year but that was never our goal. Black Ops was meant to be enjoyed and not have it turn into a “job” as many of the shoots do. We just shoot when we get an idea and put it out when we don’t feel pressured to do so.
From solo scenes to double anal to bareback scenes, Black Ops does it all and usually does it better than everyone else in our market. I’m not just stroking myself off here, this really is some hot stuff and when you get a chance to check it out, you’ll agree.
My partner in this project deserves all the credit for putting his art school design flare on this project and really making it stand out. Big ups to him and his creative melon. Another big ups to our distributor Third World Media, famous for their Shemale Samba Mania and Little Asian Transsexuals (Which I posted about below) DVD lines, for putting up with our lax release schedule and more importantly, ALWAYS paying on time! A fantastic company with killer product (hetro, shemale and gay) from around the world.
Once I figure out how to post videos here, I’ll be posting some Black Ops video trailers.
Thai Fake ID
November 15, 2008 by Ladyboy King
Filed under Director's Comments, Preposterousness, Uncategorized
The little ladyboy who thought she could...
In my line of work it’s not uncommon to find a desperate hooker who wants to make money so they get a fake ID and hit the go-go bars and brothels. These places are filled with minors (15 – 17 years) and don’t let anyone try to blow smoke up your ass and tell you different. From Bangkok to Pattaya to Phuket and every place in-between, minors working as hookers.
These same underage hookers also often try to sneak into the porn business and more often than not, many of the other producers will shoot them and bank on nobody ever finding out. Well people do find out and some producers even take the time to look at the ID card to decide if it’s real or not.
This ladyboy told me she was 20 and when I saw her ID I knew there was a problem. I had a friend who has some government contacts pull her government wrap sheet and real ID info for me. She JUST turned 18 a month before I met her and she handed me this sorry excuse for a fake ID. The funny and sad thing is, she’s on many websites already and even in a few DVDs, all had to of been shot when she was 16 – 17 years old. You gotta love the dirt bags in porn!
Back to the math… 2531 = 1988, as their calender is 543 years ahead of our calender. As if shooting here and dealing with language barriers are not bad enough, we also have to do the math in our head when we look at their ID cards. I’m party retarded so I have to use a calculator, match is impossible in my head. Her real birth year is 2533, which is 1990, making her just 18 years old now.
I didn’t have any real point to this post other than show you that these models can be so dumb that they will scratch off their numbers and write a new one back on with an ink pen and some producers will allow this. Sad.
Master Wez
November 14, 2008 by Ladyboy King
Filed under Uncategorized
This guy scares me.
I just want to go on record and say that this dude gives me the creeps. “Master Wez” sounds like he could be a Jedi, and even looks like it but instead of striking you down with a light saber, he’d tie you down and put a foot in your ass.
We brought Wez in on the Black Ops project to do some fetish work for us and he hasn’t been out of character since, assuming he was ever in character to begin with. I think this is just how he is. Wez has a real fetish for latex, leather, PVC and other strange materials as well as doing some freaky shit to the ladyboys. He’s anti-government, fairly anti-social and his blog is full of some pretty interesting things.
Behold… The King of Ladyboys is upon you!
November 9, 2008 by Ladyboy King
Filed under Uncategorized
Welcome to Ladyboy King! This blog is a long overdue creation that will chronicle my adventures (which are mostly in Asia) as I produce XXX Ladyboy DVDs and content for several Ladyboy websites.
I’ll be talking about the models, the shoots and giving you access to unseen photos as well as sneak peeks of what’s to come. You’re gonna see the good, the bad and the ugly as well as hear true stories that will either make your cock throb, your ass pucker or your food to come up from your stomach and end up all over your keyboard.
Thanks for stopping by and remember, you never lose your ladyboy… you only lose your turn.
