Ladyboys can’t have babies!

"The Pill" is not just for "girls" anymore.

“The Pill” is not just for “girls” anymore.

It has long been a mystery as to why ladyboys can’t get pregnant. Well my friends, today I will take the veil off of this secret that has been passed down through generations of Asian shemales.

The answer: They are all on The Pill.

One of the ways the ladyboys take hormones is to eat birth control pills, like “First” eats in the photo above. And THIS is why they don’t get pregnant.

Hard to believe I know, but most transsexuals take hormones to make themselves appear more like a woman with softer skin, hairless (or fewer hairs) bodies and in many cases it will even make them grow little titties that can actually squirt MILK! I’ll be posting more on “milking” at a later date.

The down side to taking hormones is, for many it results in a useless, limp, noodle between their legs. Another down side is it can make them go mental. Just imagine your girlfriend or wife while she is on her period and that is pretty much the same kind of chaos that happens when ladyboys take hormones. And that my friends is exactly the kind of shit that makes baby Jesus cry.

You learned something new today so consider the time you spent on this site well worth it. You can now amaze your friends (assuming you have any) at the dinner table. If by chance you tell them this and they “one-up you,” then wait until I post about “man milk” or what happens to their penis when they have a sex change and you will be victorious.

Thai Fake ID

November 15, 2011 by  
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The little ladyboy who thought she could...

Looks legit.

If you’re thinking what a ridiculous ID this is, just know that in Thailand it is perfectly accepted anywhere they present it, scratched out numbers and all.

This one belongs to a ladyboy who turned out to be underage and was trying to sneak her way into a porno flick. Needless to say, she didn’t get the gig, but we did copy her ID for shits and giggles.

Ladyboy Bailout?

February 12, 2009 by  
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50% off all ladyboy pussy!

50% off all ladyboy pussy!

Word on the street is… Even the ladyboys are selling their ass at a discounted rate due to Thailand’s slump in tourism this year. Oh noz! Being the Captain-Save-A-Ho that I am and being that I don’t pay my taxes to contribute to help the poor multi-billion dollar companies in the USA who are dying a slow death, I figure I could use my contacts and do some help over here.

So…

I contacted my people in the US government (as we all know Democrats LOVE ladyboys) and asked them for a bailout. I was told as soon as they finish bailing out Wall Street, all the banks, auto industry, airline industry, cleaning industry, logging industry, real estate companies, porn industry and the illegal alien smuggling industry, they may have a few bucks left they can send over here to feed these beautiful creatures who spend all of their money on crack, smokes and gambling.

I say send 25 billion dollars over here and let the ladyboys have it. It’d be gone in a week. Maybe less. But it will do just as much good over here as it will in Detroit with the big three auto makers. Hell, that much money could pay to have all the ladyboys in Thailand cut their cocks off AND still have enough money left over to party until a few hundred of them died from an OD.