Thai Fake ID

In my line of work it’s not uncommon to find a desperate hooker who wants to make money so they get a fake ID and hit the go-go bars and brothels. These places are filled with minors (15 – 17 years) and don’t let anyone try to blow smoke up your ass and tell you different. From Bangkok to Pattaya to Phuket and every place in-between, minors working as hookers.

These same underage hookers also often try to sneak into the porn business and more often than not, many of the other producers will shoot them and bank on nobody ever finding out. Well people do find out and some producers even take the time to look at the ID card to decide if it’s real or not.

This ladyboy told me she was 20 and when I saw her ID I knew there was a problem. I had a friend who has some government contacts pull her government wrap sheet and real ID info for me. She JUST turned 18 a month before I met her and she handed me this sorry excuse for a fake ID. The funny and sad thing is, she’s on many websites already and even in a few DVDs, all had to of been shot when she was 16 – 17 years old. You gotta love the dirt bags in porn!

Back to the math… 2531 = 1988, as their calender is 543 years ahead of our calender. As if shooting here and dealing with language barriers are not bad enough, we also have to do the math in our head when we look at their ID cards. I’m party retarded so I have to use a calculator, match is impossible in my head. Her real birth year is 2533, which is 1990, making her just 18 years old now.

I didn’t have any real point to this post other than show you that these models can be so dumb that they will scratch off their numbers and write a new one back on with an ink pen and some producers will allow this. Sad.

Little Asian Transsexuals

I’ve been shooting for Third World Media for a few years now and picked up this line and started shooting it at #4. The three movies before this I don’t have a clue where it came from but I know it wasn’t shot in Thailand. Here are covers from the last two movies. #13 is set to be released on the 24th of this month. I’ll post about that title at that time.

I shot this movie a while ago so nothing really jumps out at me to talk about other than at one of the locations (Moo and Mook), little piss ants invaded the room and got into everything. It was like some end of the world type of invasion. They were in my gear, in the beds, on the lights, in the clothes, it was a mess. We sprayed the room for hours and killed all those little fuckers along with a few of our own brain cells.

There is a ladyboy named Nam in this movie that I have worked with before. This time she showed up sporting a new Cleopatra dew and I must admit I wasn’t a big fan of it. I almost canceled the shoot but she took a bus 2 hours to work for me so I shot her and I’m glad I did. She did a great job as always and took a HUGE cock from one of my boys so I can’t complain. In the end, she told my assistant that one of my crew guys (who was brand new to Thailand) blew her in the bathroom. Maybe he did, maybe he didn’t, but she’s been on his nuts every since.

Neung was a new ladyboy I found in Pattaya and she was all smiles until she got to the set. Then it turned into “how much longer” and she became more unwilling to work by the minute. I blacked out the rest I think but I know we did get the scene finished and at the end of the day in my world, that’s all that matters.

Apple and Dia did fantastic jobs and have been back to work for me a few times since. One of those times Dia shit all over my couch from not letting all the water drain out of her ass while she was cleaning it before the shoot. Sometimes that shit happens, literally. But that’s another story for another post. We still love Dia.