Thai Fake ID

In my line of work it’s not uncommon to find a desperate hooker who wants to make money so they get a fake ID and hit the go-go bars and brothels. These places are filled with minors (15 – 17 years) and don’t let anyone try to blow smoke up your ass and tell you different. From Bangkok to Pattaya to Phuket and every place in-between, minors working as hookers.

These same underage hookers also often try to sneak into the porn business and more often than not, many of the other producers will shoot them and bank on nobody ever finding out. Well people do find out and some producers even take the time to look at the ID card to decide if it’s real or not.

This ladyboy told me she was 20 and when I saw her ID I knew there was a problem. I had a friend who has some government contacts pull her government wrap sheet and real ID info for me. She JUST turned 18 a month before I met her and she handed me this sorry excuse for a fake ID. The funny and sad thing is, she’s on many websites already and even in a few DVDs, all had to of been shot when she was 16 – 17 years old. You gotta love the dirt bags in porn!

Back to the math… 2531 = 1988, as their calender is 543 years ahead of our calender. As if shooting here and dealing with language barriers are not bad enough, we also have to do the math in our head when we look at their ID cards. I’m party retarded so I have to use a calculator, match is impossible in my head. Her real birth year is 2533, which is 1990, making her just 18 years old now.

I didn’t have any real point to this post other than show you that these models can be so dumb that they will scratch off their numbers and write a new one back on with an ink pen and some producers will allow this. Sad.